Dear Olive

Dear Olive,

I'm so glad you inherited my football player shoulders. Hopefully, wearing shoulder pads in all shirts won't pop into fashion in 6th grade, as if did for me. If this does happens, please disregard the trend. Your shoulder pads are built in.

You won't always be a fan of your shoulders, especially when you work out and, instead of becoming toned, you end up looking like a pro wrestler. Believe me, it's worth it... because when some guy reaches out to touch you, and you tell him that you will break his arms, he will believe you.

You may want to become a professional swimmer. Just a thought. Everyone will think you are, anyway.

Love,
Mom