Sunday, April 5, 2015

Recent Olive-isms

 (All three of my boys are leaving tomorrow for an Orlando adventure. My girls are headed to the mountains with Jeff's parents...)

Me: "Girls, we need to pack up, you guys are going to be leaving tomorrow!"
Olive: "Not leaving like moving out and living on our own yet, though."


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Me: "Let's get in the car. We're gonna go meet Mim."
Olive: "I've already met her before."

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The girls just threw money in a wishing well.
Ivey wished for "a pegasi and more money."
Olive: "Healthy kids and a good husband."

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Olive: "What is Pin The Tail on the Pony?"
Me: "It's actually Pin the Tail on the Donkey. It's a game where you put on a blindfold and sometimes you spin around and then you take a little pin with a picture of a donkey tail and you walk to a picture of a donkey on the wall and try to pin it in the right place."
Olive: (long pause) "Sounds dangerous."

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Olive makes lists. This particular list is for a baby doll birthday party.
"Mommy, I need you to bring all the things to the party."
"What do you need?"
"A chocolate milk fountain."

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Ivey: "I needed this Elsa dress!"
Olive (said with sass): "Ivey. You don't need that dress. You want that dress. Got it? You need to learn whatcha want and whatcha need."

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The girl loves lists. This is the list of loll things to have for Coronation Day.



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