Thoughts from my hatchling

Addison: "Daddy, why did you let Ivey taste a chocolate chip?"

Jeff: "Because she told me she wanted it."

Holly: "Parents don't just give kids everything the want. Grandparents do."
(Holly then chuckles to herself)

Jeff: "What?"

Holly: "The thought of you as a grandparent."

Jeff: "Addison, are you gonna grow up and have kids so I can be a grandparent?"

Addison: "NO! I'm not a girl!"

Jeff: "Well, I'm not a girl and I have kids."

Addison: "Yeah, but mommy laid them! Only girls lay kids... like you laid us and Mim laid you."