Last night, Jeff and I were tired from working on the house and decided to go get Zaxbys and bring it home for dinner. I went, leaving him home with the boys. They were playing in their room.
Let me just try to explain the events that transpired within 10 minutes of my being gone. First, let me tell you that the boys had been playing in the sprinkler earlier and were now dry and wearing only a pair of sweatpants... no undies, socks, shirts, anything. While the boys were upstairs, Addison announces that he has a pee-pee accident. Jeff instructs him to go downstairs to the bathroom, at which point Jeff realizes that there is urine puddling all in the floor. When Asa has an "accident" he goes a little bit. When Addison has one, he unloads. Now, Jeff has to go downstairs to get a towel. As he gets up to go, Addison performs a comedy routine quality slip and slide act in the urine, eventually crashing his head onto the hardwood floor. Jeff helps Addison and goes to retrieve a towel. While Jeff is downstairs dealing with Addison and getting a towel, Asa also slips and slides in the pee, cracking his jaw on the train table.
Two children - Mommy + a lot of urine + a hardwood floor = two head injuries and a big mess.
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