Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Things that Dangle

So, I have said it before, but I'll say it again. I went to school to be a public health educator so that I could navigate this Mom business with some grace. Once you've taught middle school sex ed for a few years, not much suprises you.

I questioned whether or not this should make the blog, but Jeff insisted...

(This took place while getting ready for bed.)

Asa: Do I have two of these little ball things underneath my penis?
Me: Yup. Sure do.
Asa: And you only have one?
Me: Nope. Girls don't have any.
Asa: Oh. But everyone has those things that hang down in their throat, right?

Um. Yes.

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